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 Meet Matt M.
Matt M. Matt the Second. Matt Part Deux. The Other White Matt. Who is this mysterious, now 30-something? The Super Hero in the gas station attendant jacket… The man behind the Foster Grants…
The technologically challenged among us are in awe of Matt’s skills. Not that we can even begin to fathom the astounding feats of engineering which he performs deep in the bowels of the Shoe Box computer nerve center… What we have witnessed is amazing - updating computer software, replacing light bulbs, locating the #@*((&^# beeping low-battery smoke detector, rewiring whatever-the-heck-it-is… Matt’s our “go to” guy! We’re all sure his mother is very proud. No doubt mystified, but proud.  Matt is one of those low-key kind of guys who help maintain calm during the storm, while interjecting just enough humor to diffuse the tension of difficult situations. Handsome and good-natured (ladies, did we mention that he’s single?!), Matt has more than proved his bravery by meeting the challenge of this estrogen-fueled work environment with a great attitude!
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Drums, studio musician, pinball, torturing people at karaoke bars with his vocal prowess, fixing broken things and apparently putting out house fires (he’s up to three now), being low-key, never speaking in absolutes, drinking coffee, and coffee, then some more coffee after that, pretending to be “mysterious” and one day fully enrolling into rotary wing flight school. |
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Somewhere between green and grey (see what we mean about absolutes?) |
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